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 <div align="center">
-  <img src="./assets/hellion-online-media.png" alt="Hellion Online Media" width="640">
+  <img src="./assets/hellion-forge.png" alt="Hellion Forge" width="640">
 </div>
 
 <br>
 
-# <img src="./assets/hellion-mark.png" alt="" height="36" align="center"> Jon Kazama
+# <img src="./assets/hellion-forge_logo_discord_hammer_512.png" alt="" height="36" align="center"> Renovate Bot
 
-> Solo dev · Hellion Online Media
-> Tea, wolves, atomic commits.
+> Dependency-Wächter · Hellion Forge
+> Liest Changelogs damit du es nicht musst.
 
-![Next.js](https://img.shields.io/badge/-Next.js-000?logo=nextdotjs&logoColor=white)
-![React](https://img.shields.io/badge/-React-20232A?logo=react&logoColor=61DAFB)
-![TypeScript](https://img.shields.io/badge/-TypeScript-3178C6?logo=typescript&logoColor=white)
-![Prisma](https://img.shields.io/badge/-Prisma-2D3748?logo=prisma&logoColor=white)
-![MySQL](https://img.shields.io/badge/-MySQL-4479A1?logo=mysql&logoColor=white)
-![C#](https://img.shields.io/badge/-C%23-512BD4?logo=csharp&logoColor=white)
-![Nobara Linux](https://img.shields.io/badge/-Nobara-294172?logo=linux&logoColor=white)
+![Renovate](https://img.shields.io/badge/-Renovate-1A1F6C?logo=renovatebot&logoColor=white)
+![Self-hosted](https://img.shields.io/badge/-self--hosted-c2410c?logoColor=white)
+![Made in Germany](https://img.shields.io/badge/-made_in_DE-000000?logo=germany&logoColor=white)
+![GDPR](https://img.shields.io/badge/-GDPR_friendly-006633?logoColor=white)
+![Node.js](https://img.shields.io/badge/-Node.js-339933?logo=nodedotjs&logoColor=white)
 
 ---
 
 ## About
 
-Self-taught web dev based in Germany, running [Hellion Online Media](https://hellion-media.de) since 2021 — IT support, game-server hosting, and custom web work.
+Automatischer Dependency-Updater für alle Repos von [Hellion Online Media](https://hellion-media.de) und [Hellion Forge](https://gitea.hellion-forge.cloud/JonKazama-Hellion). Self-hosted auf einem deutschen VPS, läuft komplett unter eigener Datenkontrolle, ohne Drittanbieter-Cloud im Spiel.
 
-I learn by building real production stuff, breaking it, fixing it, then writing down what I missed so future-me doesn't have to figure it out twice.
+Tut im Prinzip dasselbe wie Dependabot bei GitHub, nur halt zu Hause, wo der Tee steht.
 
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@@ -31,24 +29,24 @@ I learn by building real production stuff, breaking it, fixing it, then writing
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 <td valign="top" width="50%">
 
-### Daily stack
+### Was er macht
 
-- Next.js 16, React 19
-- TypeScript
-- Prisma ORM + MySQL
-- Sass / SCSS (external files only)
-- C# · Dalamud (learning)
+- Scant `package.json`, `*.csproj`, Docker-Tags
+- Erstellt Pull-Requests bei Library-Updates
+- Gruppiert Minor- und Patch-Updates
+- Liest Changelogs und hängt sie an
+- Markiert Major-Updates als Breaking
 
 </td>
 <td valign="top" width="50%">
 
-### Tools & environment
+### Was er nicht macht
 
-- Nobara Linux + KDE Plasma
-- VS Code
-- Brave (primary)
-- WireGuard for everything sensitive
-- IIS + PM2 on Windows Server
+- Keine eigenen Merges (das mache ich)
+- Keine Deploys
+- Keine Telemetrie nach draußen
+- Kein eigenes Update-Schedule
+- Keine Diskussionen, nur PRs
 
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 </tr>
@@ -56,77 +54,32 @@ I learn by building real production stuff, breaking it, fixing it, then writing
 
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-<div align="center">
-  <img src="./assets/hellion-forge.png" alt="Hellion Forge" width="320">
-  <br>
-  <sub><i>The unofficial modding & plugin arm of Hellion Online Media</i></sub>
-</div>
+## Schedule
 
-<br>
-
-## Open-source projects
-
-### [HellionChat](https://gitea.hellion-forge.cloud/JonKazama-Hellion/HellionChat)
-
-C# · Dalamud — privacy-first FFXIV chat plugin
-
-![Latest release](https://img.shields.io/gitea/v/release/JonKazama-Hellion/HellionChat?gitea_url=https%3A%2F%2Fgitea.hellion-forge.cloud&label=latest%20release&color=512BD4)
-![Last commit](https://img.shields.io/gitea/last-commit/JonKazama-Hellion/HellionChat?gitea_url=https%3A%2F%2Fgitea.hellion-forge.cloud&label=last%20commit&color=292E33)
-
-### [Hellion NewTab](https://gitea.hellion-forge.cloud/JonKazama-Hellion/Hellion-NewTab)
-
-HTML · CSS · JS — local-first bookmark dashboard browser extension for Chrome, Edge, Brave, Opera, Vivaldi & Firefox
-
-![Latest release](https://img.shields.io/gitea/v/release/JonKazama-Hellion/Hellion-NewTab?gitea_url=https%3A%2F%2Fgitea.hellion-forge.cloud&label=latest%20release&color=2196F3)
-![Last commit](https://img.shields.io/gitea/last-commit/JonKazama-Hellion/Hellion-NewTab?gitea_url=https%3A%2F%2Fgitea.hellion-forge.cloud&label=last%20commit&color=292E33)
+On-demand bei Push. Wenn ein Commit auf einem Repo ankommt das Renovate beobachtet, prüft der Bot kurz ob neue Dependency-Versionen verfügbar sind. Sind welche da, kommt ein PR. Sind keine da, sieht man nichts vom Bot. Ruhig, leise, sachlich.
 
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 <details>
-<summary><b>Other ongoing work</b></summary>
+<summary><b>Wofür der ganze Aufwand?</b></summary>
 
 <br>
 
-- **Hellion Initiative Webapp** — Next.js 16 management platform for my Star Citizen corp
-- **Nova Corporation CMS** — Next.js 16 · Tailwind v4 · custom Page Builder
-- **Hellion Power Tool** — WPF · PowerShell Windows maintenance utility
+Ehrlich gesagt: Ein Bot-Profil braucht keine README. Niemand prüft die Visitenkarten von Bots. Aber wenn schon ein Bot unter dem Forge-Banner läuft, dann darf er auch ordentlich vorgestellt werden. Plus: So weiß zukünftiges-Ich noch was hier eigentlich passiert, falls ich in zwei Jahren mal in Gitea reinschaue und denke "Moment, was macht der Bot da nochmal genau?".
 
-</details>
-
-## Currently learning
-
-C# on the side, the hard way, through FFXIV plugin work. Privacy-first defaults, atomic commits, transparent about where AI-pair tools fit in and where they don't.
-
-## Off-keyboard
-
-Running my Star Citizen corp, the **Hellion Initiative**, healing in FFXIV, and slowly turning my kitchen into a small apothecary of loose-leaf greens and blacks. Mildly obsessed with wolves while we're at it.
-
-<details>
-<summary>🐺 The wolf in question</summary>
-
-<br>
-
-<div align="center">
-  <img src="./assets/wolf-paw.svg" width="120" alt="Wolf paw print">
-  <br>
-  <sub><i>Found in the wild. Possibly mine.</i></sub>
-</div>
+Commitment ist Commitment, auch bei Roboter-Visitenkarten.
 
 </details>
 
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-> Plus the kind of documentation habit that makes coworkers either grateful or mildly concerned.
-
 <div align="center">
 
-[![hellion-media.de](https://img.shields.io/badge/hellion--media.de-292929?style=for-the-badge)](https://hellion-media.de)
-[![hellion-initiative.online](https://img.shields.io/badge/hellion--initiative.online-292929?style=for-the-badge)](https://hellion-initiative.online)
-[![hellion-forge.cloud](https://img.shields.io/badge/hellion--forge.cloud-live-c2410c?style=for-the-badge&labelColor=292929)](https://gitea.hellion-forge.cloud)
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-<br>
-
-[![Gitea](https://img.shields.io/badge/gitea-609926?style=for-the-badge&logo=gitea&logoColor=white)](https://gitea.hellion-forge.cloud/JonKazama-Hellion)
-[![GitHub](https://img.shields.io/badge/github-181717?style=for-the-badge&logo=github&logoColor=white)](https://github.com/JonKazama-Hellion)
+[![Hellion Forge](https://img.shields.io/badge/Hellion_Forge-292929?style=for-the-badge)](https://gitea.hellion-forge.cloud/JonKazama-Hellion)
+[![Renovate Docs](https://img.shields.io/badge/renovate_docs-1A1F6C?style=for-the-badge&logo=renovatebot&logoColor=white)](https://docs.renovatebot.com/)
 
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+
+---
+
+<sub>Maintained under <b>Hellion Forge</b>, the modding and plugin line of <b>Hellion Online Media</b> | Bad Harzburg | <a href="https://hellion-media.de">hellion-media.de</a></sub>
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